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Postby cena-rules on Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:08 am

Ok king of the hill is getting old mainly because of lots of alliances [size=0]mainly from me but oh well[/size]

so here is a new one

ruler of the world

I am the ruler of the world.
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Postby chessplaya on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:30 am

I fart in ur face and u went into coma

ppl thought u were dead and made me the new ruler of the world
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Postby Norse on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:50 am

The world gets caught up in a gravitational stream, that takes it into the path of a black hole. The world gets sucked into black hole, everyone dies. The energy created by the earth/blackhole merging causes a deadly chain-reaction of events that eventually leads to the destruction of the entire universe, and heaven, hell and all other dimenensions.

Life is no longer possible


Game ends.
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Postby Kernal_Kronic on Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:23 am

Norse wrote:The world gets caught up in a gravitational stream, that takes it into the path of a black hole. The world gets sucked into black hole, everyone dies. The energy created by the earth/blackhole merging causes a deadly chain-reaction of events that eventually leads to the destruction of the entire universe, and heaven, hell and all other dimenensions.

Life is no longer possible


Game ends.


ROTFLMAO...funny shit
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Postby Balsiefen on Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:46 am

a hill survives.

My hill!
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Postby Minister Masket on Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:10 am

I see your pink elephant, and raise you a Dr Who.
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Postby Chystal Halon on Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:24 am

Minister Masket wrote:I see your pink elephant, and raise you a Dr Who.
My curtain!


i kill you

then make a new world. dying in the progress

no-ones half built hill
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Postby Minister Masket on Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:27 am

Chystal Halon wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:I see your pink elephant, and raise you a Dr Who.
My curtain!


i kill you

then make a new world. dying in the progress

no-ones half built hill

Dalek Caan exterminates you and your crappy hill.
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Postby Chystal Halon on Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:34 am

Minister Masket wrote:
Chystal Halon wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:I see your pink elephant, and raise you a Dr Who.
My curtain!


i kill you

then make a new world. dying in the progress

no-ones half built hill

Dalek Caan exterminates you and your crappy hill.
My Museum!


my bro kills him and revives me and then make a new world

we are the rulers of the world
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:21 am

i kill u all in a massacre the n kill myself

noones world
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Postby vtmarik on Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:24 am

I reshape the cosmos in my image and fool 300 million people into surrendering to my will while I secretly create over 500 trillion ants, planning to turn over the planet to them when the 300 million blow themselves up.

I rule the world (by proxy).
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Postby Jasona on Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:32 am

I raise an army of Fanatics and trick them to believe in a conglomerate of Fish paste and that you are the great cat enemy of their fish paste god and they destory you and your army of 500 trillion ants but in turn destory them selves

I'm the ruler of the world
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:44 am

i massacre everything in the world and take over

noones world
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Postby Chystal Halon on Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:13 pm

sam_levi_11 wrote:i massacre everything in the world and take over

noones world


yhis is geting boring

i wait till you die

im teh rular!! :D :D
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:14 pm

u die or neurosis(sp)

i take over
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Postby Aimless on Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:17 pm

I decide that I'd kind of like to rule the world, but don't want to have to deal with the hastle of actually conquer it, so I create a clone of myself and tell him to do it for me. Unfortunately, he's an identical clone in all respects, which means that he doesn't really want to conquer the world either, and has the same plan I do.

73 trillion clones later, I rule the world by default.
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Postby vtmarik on Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:24 pm

Aimless wrote:I decide that I'd kind of like to rule the world, but don't want to have to deal with the hastle of actually conquer it, so I create a clone of myself and tell him to do it for me. Unfortunately, he's an identical clone in all respects, which means that he doesn't really want to conquer the world either, and has the same plan I do.

73 trillion clones later, I rule the world by default.


The genetic material in your clones begins to break down by the 13th generation, thus causing your plan to crumble at its foundation.

Then I come in with my mutated cats which eat your oozing and slow clones.

I rule.
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Postby cena-rules on Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:33 pm

i send in my atomic scorpians.

My world

apart from USA anypne can have that
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Postby Hitman079 on Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:44 am

over thousands of years i make life-sized replicas of the game pieces of RISK. i will kill people one by one through dice rolling for both the attacker (me) and the defender (everyone). i see my first victim- cena-rules. with my army of one trillion life-sized replica robots of RISK pieces, i roll dice for cena and myself using dice from an actual RISK set. cena defeats all trillion clones.
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Postby cena-rules on Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:13 am

I bring the clones back from the dead.

I award USA to Canada for missile testing

my world
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Postby vtmarik on Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:28 pm

cena-rules wrote:I bring the clones back from the dead.

I award USA to Canada for missile testing

my world


The clones revolt and eat your brain and soul, then I return from a trip to the edge of the galaxy (having not aged due to Relativistic time dilation) and come back to lead the clones to a utopian society on the moon, after detonating the Earth from space.

I rule
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Postby cena-rules on Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:50 pm

I BOMB THE MOON AND MOVE TO SATURN.

I HIRE THE SILVER SURFER TO PROTECT ME

I RULE
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Postby Balsiefen on Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:56 am

I HIRE A SILVER GREAT WHITE SHARK, HE PWNS YOUR SURFER.

I RULE
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Postby parno4u on Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:48 am

i kick you. i rule now
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Postby Norse on Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:57 am

I banjo pluck your mums pubes, and phone my friend bubbles.

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