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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Fri Jun 27, 2025 1:43 pm

Pretty self explanatory. This is life achievements pretty much. You can start it off however you wish. Best example;
I lost 30lbs in the past 6 months, i am now screwing Saxis mom. From this day forward, for Saxi, i will only answer to "Daddy"
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Postby KoolBak on Fri Jun 27, 2025 4:16 pm

I have better pecs than screw-boy :lol:
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Fri Jun 27, 2025 10:34 pm

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Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: The Announcement Thread

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Jul 20, 2025 2:34 pm

I have an announcement!

By popular opinion, I am considered one of the funniest people in town. Whether it's just me in general or how life likes to shit on me and I turn it around in a joke is left up to debate, but here I am, I'm all my glory.
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Postby mookiemcgee on Sun Jul 20, 2025 4:43 pm

I have an announcement!

As of August 1st, I will be instituting a 50% tariff on all my posts. Should you decided to continue reading my posts, you must spend 50% more time reading and reflecting on what I wrote before giving a thoughtless knee jerk reply. Anyone who posts braindead replies will be foed.

Thank you for your attention to this matter

FAFO!

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Re: The Announcement Thread

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Mon Jul 21, 2025 5:14 pm

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

I slipped and gave myself a boo boo. Can a motherly figure please blow on it and give it kisses?

Thanks.

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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Postby Dukasaur on Mon Jul 21, 2025 5:19 pm

Today I dropped a radio on my head and on my hand. The head's not too bad, but the hand is in a lot of pain.
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Re: The Announcement Thread

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Mon Jul 21, 2025 7:23 pm

What kind of radio are we talking about here?
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Re: The Announcement Thread

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Jul 22, 2025 5:29 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:What kind of radio are we talking about here?


The big two-way Ministry of Transportation radio. Or more precisely, the transformer for it.

MTO radios all run on 12-volt DC, so they can be mounted in trucks. When you have a base station in your office, you need a transformer/inverter to change 120-volt AC to 12-volt DC. Our contract is done in 10 days, so we're in the final stages of getting rid of everything. The mechanics have been repurposed as movers, so they're running through the yards throwing all the furniture in the garbage. Yesterday they demanded my parts cabinet, and the radio sat on top of the parts cabinet. They thought I could move it to my desk, but the idiot who installed the tower way back in the day, didn't leave enough antenna wire for the radio to reach my desk.

Anyway, I was trying to figure out a way to mount the radio on the wall, and I had the radio balanced on my knee and the transformer balanced on the light switch while I reached around behind me to get a zip tie and zip tie the transformer to the light switch. Should have had the zip ties ready in my mouth, because when I reached to grab one, the transformer fell off the light switch, bounced off my head, and landed on my hand that was steadying the radio. My head didn't hurt too bad, but I smashed one finger so bad that I thought it was broken, and two others with minor damage.
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Re: The Announcement Thread

Postby jusplay4fun on Tue Jul 22, 2025 7:04 am

Dukasaur wrote:Today I dropped a radio on my head and on my hand. The head's not too bad, but the hand is in a lot of pain.


Duk, are you SURE your head is OKAY? LoL...! :D :lol: :)

and to be caring, how much does this radio weigh? I assume it is very heavy, some 10-20 pounds, whatever that is in Kilos.....> 4.5 to 9 kilos OR MORE??
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Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jul 22, 2025 7:06 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Pretty self explanatory. This is life achievements pretty much. You can start it off however you wish. Best example;
I lost 30lbs in the past 6 months, i am now screwing Saxis mom. From this day forward, for Saxi, i will only answer to "Daddy"


Is this a hypothetical example, fatso?
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Postby 2dimes on Tue Jul 22, 2025 10:42 pm

I played a slot tournament and recieved a loot bag. It softened the loss considerably.
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Re: The Announcement Thread

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Jul 23, 2025 5:10 am

jusplay4fun wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Today I dropped a radio on my head and on my hand. The head's not too bad, but the hand is in a lot of pain.


Duk, are you SURE your head is OKAY? LoL...! :D :lol: :)

and to be caring, how much does this radio weigh? I assume it is very heavy, some 10-20 pounds, whatever that is in Kilos.....> 4.5 to 9 kilos OR MORE??


Yeah, probably 8 to 10 pounds, 3 or 4 kilos.
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Re: The Announcement Thread

Postby jusplay4fun on Wed Jul 23, 2025 9:02 am

Dukasaur wrote:
jusplay4fun wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Today I dropped a radio on my head and on my hand. The head's not too bad, but the hand is in a lot of pain.


Duk, are you SURE your head is OKAY? LoL...! :D :lol: :)

and to be caring, how much does this radio weigh? I assume it is very heavy, some 10-20 pounds, whatever that is in Kilos.....> 4.5 to 9 kilos OR MORE??


Yeah, probably 8 to 10 pounds, 3 or 4 kilos.


OUCH....! :cry: :cry:
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Re: The Announcement Thread

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Thu Jul 24, 2025 1:54 am

saxitoxin wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:Pretty self explanatory. This is life achievements pretty much. You can start it off however you wish. Best example;
I lost 30lbs in the past 6 months, i am now screwing Saxis mom. From this day forward, for Saxi, i will only answer to "Daddy"


Is this a hypothetical example, Daddy?

No, it's the good God honest truth.
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: The Announcement Thread

Postby KoolBak on Thu Jul 24, 2025 4:13 am

DoD is Radiohead??

I thot they were Engrish?
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Re: The Announcement Thread

Postby jusplay4fun on Thu Jul 24, 2025 5:13 am

Duk is a radio Head Banger...? :D :lol:
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