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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Jul 16, 2014 2:41 pm

2dimes wrote:
notyou2 wrote:welcome BBS, tell us why you don't give a f*ck

He never had one to give.

Yep, wicked stole it.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby BoganGod on Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:11 am

I'm a bogan(special elite form of aussie/kiwi po cracker). I'm on passport number 5 so have travelled a bit. I'm starting to doubt myself(mind life crisis maybe), grappling with my own existence as a god. If I don't believe in myself, am I just a bogan? Thinking about becoming a muslim, if I'm not a god, need to worship an angry god with street cred.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby notyou2 on Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:20 pm

I recommend Loki
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby DaGip on Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:27 pm

hello, I am DaGip. My balls itch.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby MagnusGreeol on Sun Aug 03, 2014 5:49 am

DaGip wrote:hello, I am DaGip. My balls itch.


- Ya might wanna get that checked out, could be a case of creepy crawly >o<
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby notyou2 on Sun Aug 03, 2014 3:31 pm

MagnusGreeol wrote:
DaGip wrote:hello, I am DaGip. My balls itch.


- Ya might wanna get that checked out, could be a case of creepy crawly >o<


What is creepy crawly?


Bag beetles?
Crotch crickets?
Pubic pests?
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby MagnusGreeol on Sun Aug 03, 2014 3:38 pm

notyou2 wrote:
MagnusGreeol wrote:
DaGip wrote:hello, I am DaGip. My balls itch.


- Ya might wanna get that checked out, could be a case of creepy crawly >o<


What is creepy crawly?


Bag beetles?
Crotch crickets?
Pubic pests?


-- All of the above ^^ >o<
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Serbia on Sun Aug 03, 2014 9:46 pm

Hi I'm Serbia. The guy, not the country. I do whatever at times.

Bollocks.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby BoganGod on Wed Aug 06, 2014 8:51 am

notyou2 wrote:I recommend Loki


Loki is a bit of a sly pussy. Weak little bitch that is just jealous of his older blonder brother.......
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby notyou2 on Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:49 pm

BoganGod wrote:
notyou2 wrote:I recommend Loki


Loki is a bit of a sly pussy. Weak little bitch that is just jealous of his older blonder brother.......


Loki is the god of anarchy and mischief, he is an excellent god to drink with. I should know.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Aug 06, 2014 3:39 pm

Whever Loki ask me out for a drink, I say "No,no,no."
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Aug 06, 2014 3:40 pm

That's right - for me, it's Loki-shun, Loki-shun, Loki-shun.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby nietzsche on Thu Aug 07, 2014 8:03 pm

Hello, my name is Benito Camelo.

I live in San Buto el Grande, Mex and work at Telas Poncho.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby AAFitz on Fri Aug 08, 2014 6:05 pm

Hi,

I am AAFitz.

I have really short posts and everyone likes me.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby notyou2 on Sun Aug 10, 2014 12:52 pm

nietzsche wrote:Hello, my name is Benito Camelo.

I live in San Buto el Grande, Mex and work at Telas Poncho.


Hola amigo. How many times have you swum thr Rio Grande?
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby nietzsche on Sun Aug 10, 2014 5:41 pm

notyou2 wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Hello, my name is Benito Camelo.

I live in San Buto el Grande, Mex and work at Telas Poncho.


Hola amigo. How many times have you swum thr Rio Grande?


Three times. Everytime I try karel finds me and reports me.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby notyou2 on Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:38 pm

Not borderdawg? You must be swimming a different river. One from Canada, as I believe Karel lives in Montana.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby nietzsche on Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:40 pm

notyou2 wrote:Not borderdawg? You must be swimming a different river. One from Canada, as I believe Karel lives in Montana.


Naw man. Borderdawg is easy to fool. I can pass by Borderdawg any day of the week and he won't notice. I even once asked him for directions to the welfare office.

karel is the threat, he only takes trips down to the border once a month and he's able to spot me anywhere.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby 2dimes on Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:53 am

Sounds like he's a keeper.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby notyou2 on Tue Aug 12, 2014 6:57 pm

2dimes wrote:Sounds like he's a keeper.


You already have a fish.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby 2dimes on Wed Aug 13, 2014 8:29 pm

I eated it. Now I only has a pikshure of a fish.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby rdsrds2120 on Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:47 am

Wouldn't you know it,
I'm the resident poet!
but though all my trying
is swell and dandy,
not a bit of this post,
comes even close,
to the plentiful works of Andy.

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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:35 am

rdsrds2120 wrote:Wouldn't you know it,
I'm the resident poet!
but though all my trying
is swell and dandy,
not a bit of this post,
comes even close,
to the plentiful works of Andy.

--Gomez


get the f*ck out
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby rdsrds2120 on Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:12 am

Thanks for your response! I've entered it into a computer for when I'm feeling speechless, and the results are in:

show


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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Mr Changsha on Thu Aug 28, 2014 9:27 am

As China has gradually blocked all forms of western news from my life (which i thank my communist overlords for most surely) I have come to rely on off-topics to provide me with the news that matters. I might well be the only person in CC's history who actually uses this forum as a news service.

Mainly I lurk (and have done here for years) as I have honestly no idea about almost everything that is written here.
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