Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Pirlo

by **safariguy5** on Sat Jul 21, 2012 11:08 am

For the 77th edition of the CC Newsletter, Live Chat regular Pirlo will be interviewed. Ask away!

by **Campin_Killer** on Sat Jul 21, 2012 4:55 pm

I have a very important question...

Will you play dubs with me?

by **Pirlo** on Sun Jul 22, 2012 1:19 am

by **loes** on Sun Jul 22, 2012 1:10 pm

You're always in a good mood.you're always so kind and helping,how you doing that?

by **pmchugh** on Sun Jul 22, 2012 3:58 pm

Why don't you love me any more?

Why did you stop being a mercenary and start being a big fat ugly cow?

by **italianipastido** on Sun Jul 22, 2012 4:57 pm

what is your favourite map and settings? for singles, doubs, trips and quads ;P

if you have to pick 3 partners for the perfect team(not only strategically perfect but also cool and funny)
who would you pick?

Do you have any trauma with penis?

by **Ace Rimmer** on Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:02 am

Are you an ass or breast man?

Where would you most like to live?

Hottest female you have ever seen for real? Hottest model/actress? Hottest woman in CC?

Do you think your time as mercenary made you a better CC player, or did it just burn you out?

by **Dukasaur** on Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:18 am

Is it still itchy?

by **vodean** on Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:45 pm

How many PJs do you need a day to satisfy your need?
oh yeah, i went there. all of CC will know all the gory details.
feel free to make up an embarrassing story about me to make up for it in your response.

how much do you enjoy giving me BJs?

how deep and unending is your love for me? is it greater or less than your love for loes?

by **VioIet** on Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:25 am

Why do you have 69 people on your friends list? How many are on your foe list?

What are some of your ideas for making LC a friendlier and more appropriate place? How can we encourage new people to come there?

Would you still consider yourself an Independent Mercenary now that you are in KORT?

Did your anti-itch cream finally work? And once it does, will you stop posting about it in LC?

Why do you pretend to be gay in LC?

Besides myself and caymanmew, who else do you like to jab at in LC?

Do you feel that there should be a point reset in the following game? Game 11177036

by **Pirlo** on Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:45 am

Many questions.. I will try to answer everything! =P

by **trinicardinal** on Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:10 am

Pirlo wrote:Many questions.. I will try to answer everything! =P

Are you an Ace or Ass (assassin) man?
what's your favorite sport?
What would be your perfect soccer team?
Why do you like getting kicked from live chat so much?
Do you realise you have the same number of friends as Ace has medals?
When are you going to teach me the Monster map for real?

by **Gillipig** on Tue Jul 24, 2012 4:49 pm

What do you say to the people who would say that this is the most pointless interrogation yet?

Why does it itch? And didn't it stop itching after being cut off? (before it grew back again I mean.)

Who's your greatest admirer and who do you admire the most?

Who's your daddy?

What is the square root of 34?

Am I being funny?

by **Pirlo** on Tue Jul 24, 2012 11:23 pm

uh uh uh

by **Pirlo** on Wed Jul 25, 2012 12:29 am

Gen.LeeGettinhed wrote:For some reason I cannot post to Interrogation of Pirlo for the Newsletter. Can someone (Pirlo?) post these for me?

Do you enjoy being GLG's "maned man"?
What does being "GLG's maned man" mean to you?
You are 6-0 in team games with GLG. If you played 14 more games, what do you think the record would be? Is he any good, be honest?
Why did you join KoRT?
How have you found KoRT? Fun or no fun? Exciting/boring?

by **vodean** on Wed Jul 25, 2012 12:43 am

can you eat my pie please?
how about if i feed it to you?
open up for the choo choo train!!!!

by **queen victorious** on Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:11 am

hey Pirlo...

you are a sweetheart of a teacher on here. you have incredible patience and tolerance.
how can you hold back from freaking out when you're trying to teach dummies like me
on Monsters? don't you get frustrated? oh wait - i think i know how you may deal with that ;-)

2. why did you leave 1RFG before i got a chance to play with you in that clan? you promised
to play with me there, then all of a sudden you were gone. that was not very nice ;-(

love you anyway ;-)

by **Ace Rimmer** on Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:31 am

Do you see a lot of difference between in how KORT is run/forum activity/etc than you did in your previous clans? Do you feel that it makes a difference as to the success of the clan?

by **QoH** on Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:01 am

What is the length of the biggest penis you have seen? Felt?

by **vodean** on Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:55 am

QoH wrote:What is the length of the biggest penis you have seen? Felt?

why does everything revolve around MY sex life??

by **Dukasaur** on Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:30 am

If you could travel through time and be present for any famous historical event, what would you go see?

by **safariguy5** on Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:17 am

Are you Italian? With any connections to La Cosa Nostra? Or would you have to kill me if you told me?

by **QoH** on Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:52 am

vodean wrote:
QoH wrote:What is the length of the biggest penis you have seen? Felt?

why does everything revolve around MY sex life??

Why does vodean like to act like he's gay? Do you two have gay relations together? How often do these encounters take place?

by **Ace Rimmer** on Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:59 am

Why do people have problems with homosexual behavior?

Has there ever been a woman (or man) that you feel was the "one that got away"?

Are you having more or less sex now that you are single?

by **vodean** on Thu Jul 26, 2012 6:14 pm

Ace Rimmer wrote:Why do people have problems with homosexual behavior?

Has there ever been a woman (or man) that you feel was the "one that got away"?

Are you having more or less sex now that you are single?

let me take these for you pirlo...
1. because they are secretly gay
2. me
3. no. he has me. :twisted:

craziest masturbation story? (preferably public masturbation!!)

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