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Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - safariguy5

Postby Victor Sullivan on Thu Jun 14, 2012 6:05 pm

For the 75th edition of the Dispatch, Freestyle Executive and veteran mafioso, safariguy5, will be interviewed! Post your questions for him here!

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - safariguy5

Postby chapcrap on Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:58 pm

Dear safari, why does the newsletter only interview their department's mods lately?

Do you think that Pirlo or agentcom would make good interviews?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - safariguy5

Postby crazymilkshake5 on Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:31 pm

If you were a Pokemon, what Pokemon would you be?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - safariguy5

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:46 am

If you were a Teletubbie, which Teletubbie would you be?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - safariguy5

Postby koontz1973 on Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:51 am

If you were a Muppet, which Muppet would you be?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - safariguy5

Postby Victor Sullivan on Sun Jun 17, 2012 9:15 pm

Are you a man or are you a Muppet?

If you are a man, would you consider yourself a Muppet of a man? If you are a Muppet, would you consider yourself a reallymanly Muppet?

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - safariguy5

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:36 am

If you could eliminate the existance of one thing (large or small) in the world, not just destroy it but completely edit reality so that one thing didn't exist and had never existed, what would it be?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - safariguy5

Postby trinicardinal on Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:09 am

on a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the highest - how much do you cringe when Sully

a) asks you a questions?
b) mods a mafia game?
c) plays in a mafia game?
d) gets a power role in a mafia?
e) gets the godfather role in a mafia game?

What's the story behind your username?
What do you enjoy most about writing for the newsletter?
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10:42:43 ‹Sackett58› fine, I'll take my panties elsewhere
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - safariguy5

Postby Gillipig on Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:13 am

Do you still enjoy playing games on this site? If the answer is "yes" would you also say you're hard to bore? (I'm doing a bit of research into the matter)
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - safariguy5

Postby pmchugh on Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:55 am

If you could be the best in the world at any martial art, which one would pick?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - safariguy5

Postby thehippo8 on Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:37 am

Image (pocket mole) or Image (mole vole)?
Pocket trumpet or full size?
Pocket billiards or on the table?
Pocket pistol or pocket rocket?
In someone's pocket or pick pocket?
Hole in your pocket or full pockets?
Image (Pocket motorbike) or Image (pocket beagle)?
Pocket knife or sabre?
Pocket watch or watch the clock?
Hands in your pocket or hands-on?
Pocket on your sleeve or heart on your sleeve?
Pocket money or pocket fluff?
Image (read) or Image (watch)?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - safariguy5

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Jun 21, 2012 7:06 am

Tell us something interesting about the area where you live.

If you've got an unexpected afternoon off and you don't feel like being indoors, where do you go and what do you do?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - safariguy5

Postby Namliam on Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:42 am

Do you personally recommend any sort of College-monogrammed beverage container with a special ability to keep a beer cold?

Is there ANYTHING you don't know about Fantasy Football?

Last, but not least, do you like cookies?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - safariguy5

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:35 am

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - safariguy5

Postby Sydney0103 on Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:20 am

And if the Pope shits in the woods, and there's no one around, can you still smell it?

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - safariguy5

Postby macbone on Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:28 am

Safariguy5, what happened to the other 4 safari guys?

What's your favorite beverage of choice? Favorite mixed drink? Favorite draft beer?

How many times have you woken up in an unfamiliar room, stripped naked, with a supermodel sleeping beside you, and have no idea what country you're in?

What would be your dream birthday bash?

Birkenstocks or Tevas?

Is it true that you scored a 3150 on the SAT?

How many countries have you visited?

How entertaining is the Entertainment staff?

Who's your dream quads team?

What are your favorite team and solo settings?

Favorite map?

If you had a week and an unlimited budget, what would be your dream vacation?

Why does the FOED forum smell like a guy's locker room? Is it me, saf? Do my feet smell that bad? Or is it the fish I warmed up in the microwave? It's the fish, isn't it?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - safariguy5

Postby Campin_Killer on Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:05 am

What's the thing you like most about hosting mafia games?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - safariguy5

Postby crazymilkshake5 on Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:33 pm

If you were a pokemon, what pokemon would you be?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - safariguy5

Postby Namliam on Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:06 am

A few more...

What did you spend your $50 Amazon gift card from CC Cup 2 on? (and don't say Asian hookers, Master Fenrir will call you out in a second, he knows they aren't that cheap!)

IF you were wandering through the woods in your new sandals and you stepped in a pile of Pope shit, what resources from the woods would you use to "clean up"?

As awesome as Cali can be, why haven't you visited Wyoming? Are you afraid of the Mailmen that work there?

Finally, what is your middle name? (I already know this answer, so be creative)
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - safariguy5

Postby eurosport on Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:12 am

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Can You say immediately how much is 234*345?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - safariguy5

Postby BAUSS7 on Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:14 am

can you play 5 minute games here?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - safariguy5

Postby macbone on Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:22 am

Why FOED?

Why Entertainment?

Why do you keep drinking all my beer and never once, ONCE, offer to buy me any?

Why do all those nice ladies in Wan Chai always ask me if I like what I see?

Why do they accept Amazon gift certificates now?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - safariguy5

Postby thehippo8 on Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:43 am

Which part of "no" don't you understand?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - safariguy5

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:05 pm

crazymilkshake5 wrote:If you were a pokemon, what pokemon would you be?

If you were a repeat question, what repeat question would you be?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - safariguy5

Postby wolfpack0530 on Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:25 am

wolfpack0530. favorite teammate, or greatest teammate ever?
Does it annoy you that so many white guys are into asian women, and does it annoy you that they like me in return?
2v1 attacks: what situations do you use them, if ever?
As a long time member, which now inactive player do you miss the most?
how many n'sync songs are on your phone or ipod right now?

if given one million dollars, exactly how much of it would you immediately spend on various drugs? hookers? gambling? supin up your honda civic?

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