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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:29 am

Sometimes a 'torque'---or departure from expectation gives the reader more pleasure upon such discovery.

a win, loss, or draw,
what mark we make on CC---
ripples through a stream.


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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby owenshooter on Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:05 pm

Master Fenrir wrote:
qwertylpc wrote:5-7-6?????
sun
shine
tri
ckl
ing
down

qwertylpc wrote:i caught a mistake owen

In contemporary poetry, they're known as pseudohaikus. Chill on the lit lesson and stop hatin' and start participatin'.

i wish you all would
stop trolling this haiku thread
with non haiku posts...
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby happy2seeyou on Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:00 pm

Fitz made a thread with
a note about him leaving.
He also plays nude.
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:15 am

my game like a mire,
a stalemate, dead-end, and stuck---
a field of sand, straw.


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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Ace Rimmer on Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:56 am

If Owen was gold,
Would he post less in forums?
--Now in correct tense
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Ace Rimmer on Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:59 am

If I worship at
the feet of the Black Jesus
I'm not atheist?
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby TheSaxlad on Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:43 pm

Andy? Meaningful,
Jake? just damn outright funny,
Me? Taking The Piss!

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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby The Bison King on Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:12 pm

You? Taking the piss?
Now I know you are British,
Only they say that.
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby owenshooter on Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:18 pm

jakewilliams wrote:If Owen was gold,
Would he post less in forums?
--Now in correct tense

Jr Mint Mod Squad
still, you are completely wrong
i am still silver
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby natty dread on Sat Sep 11, 2010 8:30 am

owenshooter wrote:
jakewilliams wrote:If Owen was gold,
Would he post less in forums?
--Now in correct tense

Jr Mint Mod Squad
still, you are completely wrong
i am still silver


actually no
you are currently golden
just to let you know
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby owenshooter on Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:52 am

natty_dread wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
jakewilliams wrote:If Owen was gold,
Would he post less in forums?
--Now in correct tense

Jr Mint Mod Squad
still, you are completely wrong
i am still silver


actually no
you are currently golden
just to let you know

when i posted that
i was freemium for sure.
damn lord voldemort!!
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby natty dread on Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:55 pm

so you say, owen...
but i have a suspicion
you bought it yourself
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby mattattam on Sun Sep 12, 2010 12:13 am

natty_dread is dead
lost his head under the bed
that is why he's red
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby TheSaxlad on Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:04 am

Owen and Natty,
2 Ordinary CC'ers
Having Some Fun.... lol.
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:58 pm

Searching for new maps,
a jungle, a hunt, a quest---
And my legs too tired.


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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby owenshooter on Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:00 am

Over the wintry
forest, winds howl in rage
with no leaves to blow.
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Chariot of Fire on Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:35 am

owenshooter wrote:Over the wintry
forest, winds howl in rage
with no leaves to blow.


Plagiarism
Is alive and well thanks to
The preceding post
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Victor Sullivan on Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:42 am

I thought it was five
Then comes seven syllables
Then five more again?
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Chariot of Fire on Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:48 am

Yes you are correct
Five-seven-five is the way
They should be written
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby owenshooter on Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:01 am

Chariot of Fire wrote:
owenshooter wrote:Over the wintry
forest, winds howl in rage
with no leaves to blow.


Plagiarism (4)
Is alive and well thanks to (7)
The preceding post (5)


i never claimed it.
but now we know that you can't
make a haiku. ha!

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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Chariot of Fire on Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:42 am

owenshooter wrote:
Chariot of Fire wrote:
owenshooter wrote:Over the wintry
forest, winds howl in rage
with no leaves to blow.


Plagiarism (4)
Is alive and well thanks to (7)
The preceding post (5)


i never claimed it.
but now we know that you can't
make a haiku. ha!

----tbj


Nice one Columbo
(though a pretty lame last line)
Better use 'can not'
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Victor Sullivan on Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:08 pm

Chariot of Fire
Did not you learn in your school
How to write haiku?
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby The Bison King on Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:06 pm

Chariot of Fire
Did not you learn in your school
How to write haiku?


Learn? no I did not
I was born with the know how
oh, and by the way

Your first line victor
is a syllable too long
fire counts for two
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:08 pm

derp derp derp derp derp
derp derp derp derp derp derp derp
derp derp derp derp derp
mrswdk is a ho
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby owenshooter on Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:31 pm

The Bison King wrote:
Chariot of Fire
Did not you learn in your school
How to write haiku?


Learn? no I did not
I was born with the know how
oh, and by the way

Your first line victor
is a syllable too long
fire counts for two

are you a multi?
why respond from that account?
really not too smart...

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