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Your Fantasy Band

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Sep 28, 2024 11:03 am

mine:

Lead Guitar -- Ritchie Blackmore
Rhythm Guitar -- Pete Townshend
Keyboards -- Ray Manzarek
Vocals -- Freddie Mercury
Drums -- Neil Peart
Bass -- John McVie
“‎Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
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Re: Your Fantasy Band

Postby Pack Rat on Sat Sep 28, 2024 11:27 am

Mine

Dukasaur - Cowbell

Mookie - Vibra-Slap Percussion Instrument

Saxi and Ralf - Kazoo

Dirty - Harmonica

ConfederateSS - Winchester pump shotgun (empty of course)

2dimes - back up for ConfederateSS, just incase shotgun is not empty

Jusplay4MAGA and Hitred - back up singers

Pmac666 - Song writer (somebody got to have that job)

KoolBak - Lead singer
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Re: Your Fantasy Band

Postby pmac666 on Sat Sep 28, 2024 5:38 pm

Im probably a better singer than song writer and im a horrible singer.
But i do it with passion. :lol:
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Re: Your Fantasy Band

Postby KoolBak on Sun Sep 29, 2024 11:14 am

Ditto :lol:
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

Neil Young....Like An Inca

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Re: Your Fantasy Band

Postby mookiemcgee on Sun Sep 29, 2024 2:32 pm

wen CC karaoke night?
WILLIAMS5232 wrote:as far as dukasaur goes, i had no idea you were so goofy. i mean, you hate your parents so much you'd wish they'd been shot? just move out bro.
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Re: Your Fantasy Band

Postby Votanic on Sun Sep 29, 2024 3:53 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:wen CC karaoke night?

Did you mean 'when'?

wen (noun): an abnormal growth or a cyst protruding from a surface especially of the skin.

No, you probably meant 'wen'.

p6 = wen
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Re: Your Fantasy Band

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Sep 29, 2024 4:59 pm

Votanic wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:wen CC karaoke night?

Did you mean 'when'?

wen (noun): an abnormal growth or a cyst protruding from a surface especially of the skin.

No, you probably meant 'wen'.

p6 = wen


More likely this:
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Ming-Na_Wen
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Re: Your Fantasy Band

Postby mookiemcgee on Sun Sep 29, 2024 5:04 pm

The reference is of crypto origins, degens always asking when will this coin moon...wen moon?


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Re: Your Fantasy Band

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Sep 29, 2024 5:05 pm

I assume degens is short for degenerates?
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Re: Your Fantasy Band

Postby mookiemcgee on Sun Sep 29, 2024 5:09 pm

Dukasaur wrote:I assume degens is short for degenerates?


correct
WILLIAMS5232 wrote:as far as dukasaur goes, i had no idea you were so goofy. i mean, you hate your parents so much you'd wish they'd been shot? just move out bro.
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Re: Your Fantasy Band

Postby Votanic on Sun Sep 29, 2024 8:01 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:I assume degens is short for degenerates?

correct

So... kinda like jawas?
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Re: Your Fantasy Band

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Sep 29, 2024 10:19 pm

Anyhow, I want Annie Lennox and Kevin Ayers on vocals.
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Re: Your Fantasy Band

Postby Votanic on Mon Sep 30, 2024 11:22 pm

You all need to get a Reality Band.
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Re: Your Fantasy Band

Postby Pack Rat on Tue Oct 01, 2024 11:45 am

Votanic wrote:You all need to get a Reality Band.


I apologize that I didn't have you down in my fantasy band. You can be the chef. Now go and make us some sandwiches!
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Re: Your Fantasy Band

Postby Votanic on Tue Oct 01, 2024 3:55 pm

Pack Rat wrote:
Votanic wrote:You all need to get a Reality Band.

I apologize that I didn't have you down in my fantasy band. You can be the chef. Now go and make us some sandwiches!

And that definitely only exists in your fantasies, pee-rat.
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Re: Your Fantasy Band

Postby KoolBak on Thu Oct 03, 2024 3:42 pm

Ok

Stevie Ray Vaughn
Jimmy Hendrix
Jim Morrison

Ooohhh....and Tracy Chapman.....
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

Neil Young....Like An Inca

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Re: Your Fantasy Band

Postby Votanic on Thu Oct 03, 2024 4:28 pm

KoolBak wrote:Ok

Stevie Ray Vaughn
Jimmy Hendrix
Jim Morrison

Ooohhh....and Tracy Chapman.....

So two guitarists, and two depressive vocalists.
I guess for the rhythm section just use a drum machine.
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Re: Your Fantasy Band

Postby KoolBak on Thu Oct 03, 2024 10:45 pm

Feel better?

People (NPCs) like you are why I barely even try any more...

SMH
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

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Re: Your Fantasy Band

Postby Votanic on Fri Oct 04, 2024 12:20 pm

KoolBak wrote:Feel better?

People (NPCs) like you are why I barely even try any more...

SMH


Tracy started out, sob-crooning about the joys of co-dependent drunk driving, ...then Jim joined in, screaming about how he wanted to bang his mom during a disassociative psychotic episode.

Jimi and Stevie both wanted to do the lead solo, ...so they decided to do two separate solos at the same time.
It sounded like a 1000 illegal drag races pealing out and then violently skidding before going over a cliff. ....Awesome dudes.

Nobody remembered the drum machine, so I just stuck an old cassette of New Order's Blue Monday in a boombox and cranked it up.

It sounded, ...(deep pause) ...F-ing Great!!!!

And then it happened!
A sweet young thing in the front row, with a face like an over-eulogized rottweiler, started violently shaking its head, then it started violently shaking my head (SMH!). Then it started violently shaking everybody's head!!! Foamy spittle was flying off pendulous jowls. People were slipping in it and laughing hysterically. It was the new dance craze of the Millennium! Everybody do the SMH!

And that was that night that Rock & Drool was born.
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Re: Your Fantasy Band

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Oct 04, 2024 2:57 pm

'over-eulogised'???
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Re: Your Fantasy Band

Postby Votanic on Fri Oct 04, 2024 6:34 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:'over-eulogised'???

So?, we spell it with a zee on this side of the pond,
...and that's zee, not zed.
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Re: Your Fantasy Band

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Oct 04, 2024 6:49 pm

But wtf does it mean??
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Re: Your Fantasy Band

Postby Votanic on Fri Oct 04, 2024 6:55 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:But wtf does it mean??

As used in a sentence:
When Granny died, some people said some nice things about her in an informal and personal manner. Therefore, I see no reason to pay a preacher to show up at her funeral, just to spew out a talk-by-numbers eulogy. Likewise, for those online commercial obituary sites.
That kind of over-eulogization is just a waste of both time and money, not to mention an insult to the intelligence of already busy, weary and agrieved funeral attendees.
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Re: Your Fantasy Band

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Oct 04, 2024 7:04 pm

What does 'a face like an over-eulogiZed rottweiler' mean then? What does a rottweiler look like when it gets too much praise and how can someone's face look like that?
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Re: Your Fantasy Band

Postby Votanic on Fri Oct 04, 2024 7:18 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:What does 'a face like an over-eulogiZed rottweiler' mean then? What does a rottweiler look like when it gets too much praise and how can someone's face look like that?

I am not willing to further desecrate the sublime ineffability of fine poetry by subjecting it to one who insists on the obtuse coarseness of over-literal objective analysis.
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